Your room asked for this roast.
Upload a room photo for an uncomfortably accurate AI roast, then get affordable product swaps that can rescue the place.
One photo in. One savage verdict and a recovery plan out.
Sample verdict
“That corner chair is less reading nook, more witness protection.”
The Roomageddon promise
Mean to the decor. Useful to the human.
Specific, never canned
Every verdict responds to details visible in your room, with no invented customer hype.
Roast, then repair
Every joke leads somewhere practical with budget-conscious ideas you can actually use.
Four acts. One better room.
From questionable choices to comeback story.
Roomageddon turns the familiar room makeover into a punchy, shareable sequence—with genuinely useful advice after the laugh.
- 01
Upload the evidence
Drop in a clear room photo. Roomageddon examines the layout, lighting, color, clutter, and decor choices before passing judgment.
- 02
Receive a tailored roast
Get a specific, savage-but-affectionate verdict written for your room—not a generic insult pulled from a list.
- 03
Fix what got flamed
Turn the punchline into progress with three to five practical, affordable product swaps chosen for the space.
- 04
Share the damage
Export a ready-to-post roast card with your photo and verdict composed for vertical social sharing.
Choose your level of destruction
Start with one roast. Escalate responsibly.
Straightforward plans for curious renters, serial redecorators, and room-tour creators.
Free
For testing whether your room can handle the truth.
- 1 room roast each month
- Personalized AI verdict
- 3 practical improvement ideas
- Standard share card
Roast Pass
For whole apartments, glow-up arcs, and creator content.
- 10 room roasts each month
- 3–5 affordable product suggestions per roast
- High-resolution vertical share cards
- Before-and-after roast history
- Cancel anytime
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No evasive answers
Before you expose the living room.
Your room already knows
It is time to face the furniture.
Upload the photo. Take the joke. Leave with a sharper room and a share card your group chat cannot ignore.
Roast my room now